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human:

wtf did i just watch

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unclefather:

0 to 100 real quick

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cartel:

lindsaylohoean:

did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells

disappointment

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themostimportantfacts:

ted:

Well, that was easy.

You just learned 8 Chinese words in the cutest way possible.

Real Fact:  These are the character meanings (which are the same across dialects and languages- I believe in Japanese kanji they have the same meaning)

In Mandarin Chinese they are (when spoken): Kou (mouth), mu (tree), huo (fire), men (door), yue (moon), ri (sun), shan (mountain), ren (person)

These are also all radicals (kind of like the building blocks) of other Chinese characters, as well as being characters (as you see above) in their own right.  Therefore, a person reading Chinese can determine some of the meaning behind the word’s character(s) by looking at their radicals.  

See, learning to read Chinese isn’t as difficult as it first seems.  

Even though it takes a long ass time to master.  (So so sooooo long).

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terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

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Me trying to watch the US version of a UK show…

lordelgay:

jamescookjr:

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the us version of the inbetweeners is tragic

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piewinchesters:

whoatakeiteasyman:

“this update requires that you restart your compu-“

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your url makes this 567758654 times funnier

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author:she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher:even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
tumblr:lol fukin stupid teacher
loki:blinks
tumblr:do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.

alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

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